Sonnegard

I'm on a boat

Original Email Date 2/21/2012

“Ok.. I’m going to try a brief synopsis of things this time..

Party.. on a boat! They free it from sandbar. Its night time, Shontu decides to go crocodile spear hunting.. this proves difficult for the inexperienced. Shontu nearly becomes crocodile chow. Party pays captain to stop. Everyone eats croc that night.

Party.. on a boat! They free it from sandbar. Its night time, Shontu decides to go crocodile spear hunting.. this proves difficult for the inexperienced. Shontu nearly becomes crocodile chow. Party pays captain to stop. Everyone eats croc that night.Val buys a net at next town, hopefully Shontu will catch something smaller. Party eats fish. Locals hate the dark elf.

Party.. on a boat! They free it from sandbar. Its night time, Shontu decides to go crocodile spear hunting.. this proves difficult for the inexperienced. Shontu nearly becomes crocodile chow. Party pays captain to stop. Everyone eats croc that night.Val buys a net at next town, hopefully Shontu will catch something smaller. Party eats fish. Locals hate the dark elf.Late one night on the boat, party is attacked by dark elf ninjas/rogues/clowns/whatever. Party kills, them. Turns out the evil ninjas killed alot of other people on the boat too.

Party.. on a boat! They free it from sandbar. Its night time, Shontu decides to go crocodile spear hunting.. this proves difficult for the inexperienced. Shontu nearly becomes crocodile chow. Party pays captain to stop. Everyone eats croc that night.Val buys a net at next town, hopefully Shontu will catch something smaller. Party eats fish. Locals hate the dark elf.Late one night on the boat, party is attacked by dark elf ninjas/rogues/clowns/whatever. Party kills, them. Turns out the evil ninjas killed alot of other people on the boat too.Hey who’s driving this boat?? Not sure, but it looks like the party missed their stop back there. It turns out ok because large jagged rocks stop the boat, hurling people over a mile and a half high cliff. Tara and shontu save jade from plummeting.

Party.. on a boat! They free it from sandbar. Its night time, Shontu decides to go crocodile spear hunting.. this proves difficult for the inexperienced. Shontu nearly becomes crocodile chow. Party pays captain to stop. Everyone eats croc that night.Val buys a net at next town, hopefully Shontu will catch something smaller. Party eats fish. Locals hate the dark elf.Late one night on the boat, party is attacked by dark elf ninjas/rogues/clowns/whatever. Party kills, them. Turns out the evil ninjas killed alot of other people on the boat too.Hey who’s driving this boat?? Not sure, but it looks like the party missed their stop back there. It turns out ok because large jagged rocks stop the boat, hurling people over a mile and a half high cliff. Tara and shontu save jade from plummeting.Wet party walks back to the docks way up river. More locals.. they don’t like dark elves either.

Party.. on a boat! They free it from sandbar. Its night time, Shontu decides to go crocodile spear hunting.. this proves difficult for the inexperienced. Shontu nearly becomes crocodile chow. Party pays captain to stop. Everyone eats croc that night.Val buys a net at next town, hopefully Shontu will catch something smaller. Party eats fish. Locals hate the dark elf.Late one night on the boat, party is attacked by dark elf ninjas/rogues/clowns/whatever. Party kills, them. Turns out the evil ninjas killed alot of other people on the boat too.Hey who’s driving this boat?? Not sure, but it looks like the party missed their stop back there. It turns out ok because large jagged rocks stop the boat, hurling people over a mile and a half high cliff. Tara and shontu save jade from plummeting.Wet party walks back to the docks way up river. More locals.. they don’t like dark elves either.Party hires a guide to navigate down the cliffs to the river below. Guide insists dark elf wear chains.. party agrees this is a good idea.
At the river, more people who don’t like dark elves. Party finds a boat that will take them across river.

Party.. on a boat! They free it from sandbar. Its night time, Shontu decides to go crocodile spear hunting.. this proves difficult for the inexperienced. Shontu nearly becomes crocodile chow. Party pays captain to stop. Everyone eats croc that night.Val buys a net at next town, hopefully Shontu will catch something smaller. Party eats fish. Locals hate the dark elf.Late one night on the boat, party is attacked by dark elf ninjas/rogues/clowns/whatever. Party kills, them. Turns out the evil ninjas killed alot of other people on the boat too.Hey who’s driving this boat?? Not sure, but it looks like the party missed their stop back there. It turns out ok because large jagged rocks stop the boat, hurling people over a mile and a half high cliff. Tara and shontu save jade from plummeting.Wet party walks back to the docks way up river. More locals.. they don’t like dark elves either.Party hires a guide to navigate down the cliffs to the river below. Guide insists dark elf wear chains.. party agrees this is a good idea.
At the river, more people who don’t like dark elves. Party finds a boat that will take them across river.After a week of following river, party finds some ruins. Tara looks for hidden passages. Tara falls through rotten wooden door.. Tara has successfully found hidden passage.

Party.. on a boat! They free it from sandbar. Its night time, Shontu decides to go crocodile spear hunting.. this proves difficult for the inexperienced. Shontu nearly becomes crocodile chow. Party pays captain to stop. Everyone eats croc that night.Val buys a net at next town, hopefully Shontu will catch something smaller. Party eats fish. Locals hate the dark elf.Late one night on the boat, party is attacked by dark elf ninjas/rogues/clowns/whatever. Party kills, them. Turns out the evil ninjas killed alot of other people on the boat too.Hey who’s driving this boat?? Not sure, but it looks like the party missed their stop back there. It turns out ok because large jagged rocks stop the boat, hurling people over a mile and a half high cliff. Tara and shontu save jade from plummeting.Wet party walks back to the docks way up river. More locals.. they don’t like dark elves either.Party hires a guide to navigate down the cliffs to the river below. Guide insists dark elf wear chains.. party agrees this is a good idea.
At the river, more people who don’t like dark elves. Party finds a boat that will take them across river.After a week of following river, party finds some ruins. Tara looks for hidden passages. Tara falls through rotten wooden door.. Tara has successfully found hidden passage.Party decides to make camp in ruins. Shontu and Afton go to get food.. get shot at. Run back to camp. More Dark elves. This could be why people hate them.

Party.. on a boat! They free it from sandbar. Its night time, Shontu decides to go crocodile spear hunting.. this proves difficult for the inexperienced. Shontu nearly becomes crocodile chow. Party pays captain to stop. Everyone eats croc that night.Val buys a net at next town, hopefully Shontu will catch something smaller. Party eats fish. Locals hate the dark elf.Late one night on the boat, party is attacked by dark elf ninjas/rogues/clowns/whatever. Party kills, them. Turns out the evil ninjas killed alot of other people on the boat too.Hey who’s driving this boat?? Not sure, but it looks like the party missed their stop back there. It turns out ok because large jagged rocks stop the boat, hurling people over a mile and a half high cliff. Tara and shontu save jade from plummeting.Wet party walks back to the docks way up river. More locals.. they don’t like dark elves either.Party hires a guide to navigate down the cliffs to the river below. Guide insists dark elf wear chains.. party agrees this is a good idea.
At the river, more people who don’t like dark elves. Party finds a boat that will take them across river.After a week of following river, party finds some ruins. Tara looks for hidden passages. Tara falls through rotten wooden door.. Tara has successfully found hidden passage.Party decides to make camp in ruins. Shontu and Afton go to get food.. get shot at. Run back to camp. More Dark elves. This could be why people hate them.Its night time. Dark elves surround camp. Jade becomes a ninja and disappears, shortly after one of the dark elves dies. Tara decides to light up a dark elf. Everyone attacks the glowing elf. Haldir uses another dark elf as a paper football. Remaining elf runs.

Party.. on a boat! They free it from sandbar. Its night time, Shontu decides to go crocodile spear hunting.. this proves difficult for the inexperienced. Shontu nearly becomes crocodile chow. Party pays captain to stop. Everyone eats croc that night.Val buys a net at next town, hopefully Shontu will catch something smaller. Party eats fish. Locals hate the dark elf.Late one night on the boat, party is attacked by dark elf ninjas/rogues/clowns/whatever. Party kills, them. Turns out the evil ninjas killed alot of other people on the boat too.Hey who’s driving this boat?? Not sure, but it looks like the party missed their stop back there. It turns out ok because large jagged rocks stop the boat, hurling people over a mile and a half high cliff. Tara and shontu save jade from plummeting.Wet party walks back to the docks way up river. More locals.. they don’t like dark elves either.Party hires a guide to navigate down the cliffs to the river below. Guide insists dark elf wear chains.. party agrees this is a good idea.
At the river, more people who don’t like dark elves. Party finds a boat that will take them across river.After a week of following river, party finds some ruins. Tara looks for hidden passages. Tara falls through rotten wooden door.. Tara has successfully found hidden passage.Party decides to make camp in ruins. Shontu and Afton go to get food.. get shot at. Run back to camp. More Dark elves. This could be why people hate them.Its night time. Dark elves surround camp. Jade becomes a ninja and disappears, shortly after one of the dark elves dies. Tara decides to light up a dark elf. Everyone attacks the glowing elf. Haldir uses another dark elf as a paper football. Remaining elf runs.End of Session."

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